Where Eagles Dare to Go, and Broncos Roam Alone

Eagles coach, Andy Reid, explained that his team would be markedly improved with the addition of Michael Vick.  Observing that his offense often seemed listless and lacked fire in 2009, Reid said that Vick gives them the missing "Killer Instinct" when he goes into a game to replace "girlie-man" Donavan McNabb.

Reid ended his endorsement by pointing out that he likes criminals, having two sons who now are serving out their prison sentences working in the Eagles locker room, so what's one more goon with blood on his conscience.  It should be neat for team chemistry.

Further west, Denver Broncos fans have now turned their lonely eyes to Chris Simms, as it turns out that Kyle Orton is actually Bubby Brister in drag.

It is a good year to be a JINT, Go Big Blue.