With the Fiscal Cliff fast approaching, the political leadership is finally getting serious about making sure that the other party is blamed when this train wreck blows up; mixed metaphors used to reflect the surreal feel here. Accordingly, we turn to the real world for succor:
@In NYC, Mayor Bloomburg has proposed that all radio stations broadcasting Christmas Carols in the City do not play songs telling of Santa Claus delivering presents to children by coming down the dwelling's fireplace chimney, saying that boys and girls residing in chimney-less apartments are made to feel left out and inferior.
Susan Rice will be our next Secretary of State, as former Libyan Ambassador Stevens remains unavailable to fill this Cabinet post. Despite the murderers of our four American heroes remaining free to massacre innocents at will again, the political leadership in both parties remains obsessed with who edited Ms. Rice's Sunday Show's talking points, rather than America's obvious impotence in being unable to bring to Justice extremists when anti-video demonstrations get out of hand.
Accordingly, only three conclusions present themselves as believable: (1) the War for fiscal sanity is over, national solvency lost; (2) the War on Christmas is over, Christ lost; (3) The War on Terrorism is over, civilization lost.
Peace on Earth and Goodwill to all mankind!
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