Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, and Joy to Unbelievers

Season's Greetings to all six some billions of listeners out there reading this blog now, or not. At times, we all need to just step back from our individual and collective endeavors to improve the world, and see all the good and wonderful blessings we share as sentient beings inhabiting the 21st Century earth. Not the least of which is that none of us is the Number One Ranked Golfer in the World.

Therefore, I want to take this opportunity to thank you all for your contributions to the success of this Blog. Because of your status as an Elite Member, you will not be receiving an individual, hard copy Christmas card; instead, as my holiday gift to each Elite Member, you will have your free elite membership renewed for one more twelve month period of time.

Nonetheless, as foolish consistency is the hobgobblin of a small mind, I do expect purchased cards from all of you elite members. Alternatively, you can plant a small tree on private property somewhere accessible to your daily care routine in my name. Just saying...